WHAT? NOOOOOOO
*Appears at top of staircase dressed as Red Death* Have you missed it, good Monsieur? This is not an actual tweet. I advise you to check your sources. These instructions should be clear. Remember, there are worse things than a shattered chandelier.
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I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
